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LIFE LESSONS: "Elf on the Shelf? Try this..."

LIFE LESSONS: "Elf on the Shelf? Try this..."

Update: 2025-12-04
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This week's email comes from a DL who sounds less than enthusiastic about the magic of Elf-on-the-shelf... Naturally, Mr Whitehall agrees completely, but is there some advice from the other end of the sofa? Of course there is!

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This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Elf on the Shelf? Try this..."

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